$75 Off A Spaloo Bidet Seat Ends Soon!

Just wanted to remind everyone that the $75 discount on a Spaloo bidet seat ends this week: Wednesday, June 30th. Order one today and experience hands-free cleaning!

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SPECIAL OFFER: Order a Spaloo at our online store, http://www.toiletbidetseat.com by June 30th, and receive $75 off your purchase. 

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 To receive your $75 discount, order today and enter coupon code FATHER during checkout.    

 Any questions, please email me: bruce at spaloo dot com.

Roughing It Without My Spaloo

This weekend, I took the family camping to a nice little state park in South Carolina.  The weather was gorgeous; a touch of spring was in the air, while the nights were cool and crisp.  After the rain that most of the East Coast had experienced this week,  it was a welcome reprieve. The fresh, pine scented air was more than welcoming, and we kept ourselves busy with hiking,  fishing (a little premature, but hey, it was worth a try), and of course cooking by campfire.

In all, it was a great weekend escape. But, I have to admit, I certainly missed my Spaloo. I know what you’re thinking-this guy is obsessed with his toilet!  I know, this probably sounds ridiculous to most folks, but let’s face it: I brought Spaloo to market a few years ago, and well,  it’s only natural that every toilet in my house has a Spaloo.  I’ll be the first to say that it has absolutely spoiled me.  And I think I’m not the only one. 

My wife and kids joked about how we were roughing it…and by all means, we weren’t even roughing it that bad.  There were nice hot showers and clean, well stocked facilities, a playground for the kids, and water and electricity for each campsite.  My kids laughed about the fact that to them, the “roughing” it part was having to use toilet paper…literally, rough.  When you get used to the clean that water provides… well, let’s just say that it wasn’t the lack of a hair dryer that had my wife uncomfortable.

Needless to say, we’re all glad to be home, and do look forward to camping again. After all, there is nothing better than sitting under the stars, assembling s’mores beside the fire.  I’m thinking about buying an RV though, and hoping the dealer may be able to add an outlet beside the commode.  It may the first time they get that request!

Have a great week!

Bruce

Celebrities and Bidets

It’s no secret that bidet seats have been in the news a lot lately. After all, they are still a relatively new concept here in America, and are certainly less mainstream than in other parts of the world.  Many people are still getting used to the idea, while others still need to be educated on their benefits.

But certainly, the popularity of the bidet is growing. As people begin to realize the health and ecological benefits that paperless bidets and bidet seats bring, more and more people are utilizing these bathroom wonders.

And of course, anything trendy usually has some celebrity backing. As you sit back and enjoy the Academy Awards this evening, I thought it would be a good idea to list some of the celebrities who have come out in support of bidets. Here are just a few:

Joy Behar, co-host of The View, comedian, and television personality is very vocal about her love of a bidet.  When interviewed about her thoughts on travel, she was asked how she chooses a hotel. Her answer was “Any place that has a bidet or bidet seat.”  When she appeared in comedian Lewis Black’s 2009 holiday special,  “Surviving the Holidays With Lewis Black” she was asked by Lewis if she had ever attended the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Her non sequitur response?  “You know, some people love a parade; I love a bidet.” 

Radio personality and “King of All Media” Howard Stern has had many discussions about bidets and bidet seats on his live Sirius radio talk show.  Known for his frank discussions on bathroom habits,  Stern now sees many benefits to using a bidet seat. After much discussion about trying one, Stern decided to buy one himself, and often speaks about it on his popular radio show.

Comedian Ron White discusses the joy of discovering a bidet in his hotel bathroom in his comedy special “Behavioral Problems.”

Fellow comic Lewis Black tells a little bit of a different story, however: “Just yesterday I was … at the Omni in Houston, and [my hotel room] had a bidet. And it’s the funniest thing — I went, ‘Wow.’ I turned the water on to see, and it shot right in my eye. So I’ve learned nothing.”

Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott:  leading R& B recording artist and producer, Missy showcased her personal bidet in her sprawling Miami mansion in her second appearance on MTV’s Cribs.

Howie Mandel’s recent book, “Here’s the Deal, Don’t Touch Me” described the game show host/ actor/comedian’s battle with OCD and “germaphobe” behavior.  In an interview on the Howard Stern Show, Mandel discussed his book and experiences. He talked about having purchased a $6,000 toilet that opens and closes itself and has a bidet built-in: “It’s like a power wash”, stated Howie. “It’s like sand-blasting…I turn the pressure up so high, I’m actually hovering. I’m hovering on a geyser.”

On YouTube, you can even find a video of the Jonas Brothers in England, trying to figure out how a standard stand- alone porcelain bidet works.

Rest assured, you don’t need to spend exorbitant amounts of cash or have your own custom bathroom set up worthy of Cribs in order to enjoy the benefits of a bidet seat.  Gain your celebrity status by visiting our website and learning how reasonable a Spaloo bidet toilet seat is. You can buy a Spaloo here.

Yours in Health,

Bruce

The Super Bowl: Not Just a Football Game

As we all get ready to watch the “big game” tonight,  I realize all too well that when most people hear the term “Super Bowl”, they think of the yearly rivalry between two football teams for the ultimate championship. Let’s not also forget, of course, that it is the culmination of some of the most creative, ridiculous, and costly television commercials of the year.   I never miss the ads.

However, being a toilet guy, “Super Bowl” has somewhat of a different meaning.   I have to ask you which you think is more “super”…something that you watch once a year, or something that you use every day?   If you’ve ever had a bathroom remodeled or a broken toilet, you know that life is no fun without your porcelain throne. Why, then I ask  is your toilet not considered a “Super Bowl?”

The answer may simply be that it is just a “Bowl”.  A standard paper-flushing plumbing fixture like everyone else has in their bathroom.  It is not worthy of Super status; nor would you ever really consider donning it “the best seat in the house”. 

Luckily, for you and your toilet, the answer is simple. In order to upgrade your toilet to a Super Bowl, add a Spaloo bidet seat to your toilet. With advanced features such as a heated seat,  adjustable water temperature and spray,  a drying function and even a remote control, this futuristic toilet seat will amaze you. 

Trust me, by adding a Spaloo to your existing toilet, the Super Bowl lives every day in your house.  Buy one here today.

Enjoy the game!

Bruce

So What Exactly Is a “Toilet Bidet Seat?”

For those of you unfamiliar with Spaloo, or what a bidet toilet seat really is, I have decided to give you a little info. After all, a bidet in any shape or form is not very commonplace here in America.  And, while we don’t always like to talk about such “personal” topics, it’s probably time we did.   Trust me, when you realize the perks a toilet bidet seat offers, you won’t feel shy about having one.

For starters, know that a bidet toilet seat works by using water to clean, rather than toilet paper.  This toileting method is extremely popular in Japan (approx. 80% of households use one), as well as other parts of the globe.   While there are separate bidet units that you can purchase in addition to a toilet, (popular in Europe), there is no need to remodel or expand your bathroom (or your wallet) to fit one. 

Electronic bidet seats such as a Spaloo simply attach to your existing toilet. Installation is simple, involving  replacement of the existing seat, tapping into the water line, and providing the unit with power.  No need for a plumber, a contractor, or any displacement time while your toilet is being “remodeled”.

So What Does it Do?

What doesn’t it do?  Let’ s break it down simply. So, you do your business, and a Spaloo bidet seat will clean you by spraying a gentle stream of water that is not only adjustable from front to back, but adjustable in temperature as well.  Then (are you ready for this?), you can select the Spaloo bidet seat to dry you!  Oh, and did I mention that there is a heated seat?

There are many more utterly amazing features that a Spaloo bidet seat has that I can guarantee you’re not getting from your current toilet seat,  such as a deodorizer, soft-close lid, child settings, and even a remote control (Spaloo Primus model)!

While these features are impressive, you might be wondering if they are necessary. The answer is YES!  Think for a moment about the financial and ecological benefits alone from not using toilet paper. In addition, water actually cleans better than toilet paper. So not only does it make you feel squeaky clean, but you really are! When you compare that to the potential bacteria left behind with toilet paper, I think it’s a no-brainer.

If you are interested in learning more about Spaloo bidet toilet seats, please visit our website, www.spaloo.com to  request a brochure,  or visit our online store to purchase one today.

Fell free to email me with any questions…bruce {at} spaloo {dot} com.

Bruce

Welcome To The Spaloo Blog!

It’s a new year and the perfect time to begin a Spaloo blog! 2010 is destined to be a very exciting year for Spaloo, as we continue educating the American public about the benefits of a bidet toilet seat.  Stay tuned for noteworthy product announcements and information, customer feedback, and general interest stories that we want to share with you.

Spaloo Primus

We start this brand new year by announcing an expanded Spaloo line.  We’ve been busy designing two new models:  The Spaloo Classic II and the Spaloo Primus.  If you’re familiar with our original model, the Spaloo Classic, which debuted in 2005, you’ll love the fact that we have combined all of its greatest properties with even more advanced features and superior craftsmanship.  To learn more about these new models, or to request  a brochure, please visit our webiste at www.spaloo.com.

We look forward to sharing information and thoughts with you and hope that you will reach out to us if you have any questions or feedback  about our products, our company, bidet seats in general, or simply just to say hi or share a thought.  Feel free to email  bruce (at) spaloo (dot) com anytime.

As 2010 (is it “twenty-ten” or “two thousand and ten?” the great debate goes on…) begins to take shape with its unknown projections and long list of  “to dos” ahead of it, we invite you to sit back, relax and enjoy the “Best Seat In The House” (aka:  a Spaloo).  Don’t have one or know what I’m talking about?  You will.  As the coldness of  January begins to set in,  did I mention Spaloos have a heated seat?

Happy New Year!